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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
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Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).
God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!
by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023
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goblily

a person who sucks penis particularly good, some might say they are “ash kash
She was such a goblily
by GUNGUM October 23, 2023
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Goblin

a Troll makes something harmless but provocative, the Goblin in another hand makes something harmful and despicable and calls it trolling, like breaking your arm for clout or attention, or amusement for others or your reaction.
Goblin
by AzumiChiasa October 25, 2023
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Goblina

Goblinas want the tallest men imaginable to compensate for their genetic inferiority (nearly pathologically short height)
by GoblinasAreDevilsIncarnate December 10, 2023
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Goblin Boogercock

A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.
Check out Goblin Boogercock over there... his "people" own the banks and 96% of the media.
by ThisGoyimKnows1488 December 23, 2023
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goblinmaxxer

A person who embodies the molestation of goblins.
I got moggmaxxed by the greatest goblinmaxxer of all time.
by goblinmaxxer January 6, 2024
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