Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"

Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

greasy

to get at in a foul manner; disrespectful,scandelous or shaddy

Dude just got hella greasy with me!
Dang that's greasy! (After someone has said somethiing rude)
You gettin' greasy?

by MichaelMonet May 4, 2007

greasy assed italian mofo

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers

"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"

by tamantha forsythia December 25, 2003

greaseball

a person who does not wash their hair

alexis is greaseball

by concerd citizen March 23, 2007

grease

To land an airplane extremely softly. An almost unnoticable touch-down.

Did you see that amazing landing? The pilot totally greased it.

by Pavel Ardashnikov, Kevin Nejati October 26, 2007

greaseball

A dirty stinky nigglet with chicken

That greaseball been ate all the chicken
Yo greaseball Fuck you

by ishitonyou June 20, 2011

grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003