Googling

What you do to yourself when you don't get laid in a while and you're left alone for an extended period of time.

"Dude I won't make it to your party I've been googling myself to much."
"But I thought you didn't have a computer?"
"I don't...what's that got to do with anything?"

by Anonymous-Reaper August 9, 2009

goolies

a funny word. try shouting it in the street and see how many ppl laugh

gooooooooooooooooolies! goolies! goolies!

by HIMinion January 1, 2005

Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).

by Ben-87 July 8, 2011

Goblin

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.

Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

by Melanie October 10, 2003

Goblin Boy

A small, Hunch-backed boy who has long hair, and wears green a lot. This boy is prone to much Harrassment, due to his small size, but when prevoked, the boy turns into a menacing creature. Packing one of the most painful kicks in the world, and willing to rip ones eyes out, if angered enough. Mostly the Goblin Boy is controled or spends much time around the Jester Boy, for either protection or Jest.

"Wow, you know that short kid over there?" said Cindy

"Oh, Neil?" Said Rob

"Yeah, he's such a Goblin Boy"

by Nicholas Burr December 28, 2007

Green Goblin

When one is very intoxicated and having sex, pukes all over their mate - and keeps going.

"Dude we were so trashed last night, I gave her a green goblin."

"You puked on her and kept going??"

"Hell yeah. I wasn't about to stop!"

"Awsome."

by Dirty_B December 9, 2011

goblin of cock

Der Majesty, also known as D-Mag.

do you know D-Mag?
Yeah, isn't he the goblin of cock?

by theTStormMilitia February 12, 2008