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Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
by ranocchio May 5, 2023
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Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.
What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.
by Stashish July 22, 2025
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flat

Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.
Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.
by genoacfc January 7, 2023
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Flat 7

Flat 7 is a flat in treforest campus which has the highest percentage of crackheads ever.

If you are from flat 7 you are rather a psychopath, crackhead, smackhead or autistic.

However flat 7 is the best flat in all of Glamorgan court, University of South wales.
I once shagged a guy from flat 7 and he nutted on his pillow.

I once went to a house party at flat 7 and saw a girl flash her arse.
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
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aesthetic flat closure

A type of surgery that is done to rebuild the shape of the chest wall after one or both breasts are removed. An aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.
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After considering all of my reconstructive options, I decided that I didn't want implants or autologous reconstruction - I chose to get an aesthetic flat closure.
by flat activist April 29, 2022
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Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore
I just gave Riley a flat tire!
by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025
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Flat

can be a term used for a phone as in the battery is dead
Person 1: “can you send me that?”
Person 2: “no my phone is flat”
by lizoge January 30, 2021
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