The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.

"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"

by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014

The frosty finger

The act of letting your hand get a frost bite, then inserting one of your fingers into a vagina.

My girlfriend was startled when I gave her the frosty finger!

by Trollenator October 20, 2014

old lady finger

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

Catch a finger

To be fingered by a single finger.

"I'm not a lesbian, but I've caught a finger." - Amy Schumer

"I'm up to catch a finger tonight."

by kuna3 September 7, 2016

k-west finger bump

When your partner inadvertently or un wantedly tickles and or penetrates your anus with one or more fingers.

"Yo yo baby stop! I aint into no K-west finger bump"!

by GPz550 August 17, 2016

Milk Open Finger

The hand you use to Nut

I used my milk open finger last night

by JackWanker August 23, 2017

Prancing sissy finger

An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.

Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;

by Lard sodapop December 19, 2017