Knaggered Fucked 

Really fucked up

Government: You owe us money, it’s called taxes

You: How much do I owe you?

Gov: You have to figure that out
You: Can I just pay what I want?
Gov: No, we know exactly how much you owe us but you have to guess that number too
You: What if I get it wrong?
Gov: You go to prison

Me: That’s knaggered fucked

Knaggered Fucked by Zinyak1503 April 17, 2019

barely fucked 

Just the tip.

“I have two barely fucked goats.”

“James T had the tip of the dick in the asshole, so he was barely fucked.”

barely fucked by Oh my gawt! May 8, 2019

Destination Fucked 

Basically it’s what happened when a female is on a roof, starts chugging a beer but half way through start htting it’s herself in the chest with the beer and gets it all over, then tried to be cool and go off the roof on a shake board but trips off of it instead and then falls onto the lower level roof and then lays their as a kid flips her off and then you see a big fat pig.

Gone off trail into the jungle while in a tire? Ever hit your cruise boat into a huge crane? Maybe a huge ass wave from the ocean knocked you done. Well you, my dear friend, have then reacted destination fucked.

Destination Fucked by Jaclyn101COOL May 27, 2019

Ginger Fucked 

when a ginger steals your soul

Tyler Childers ginger fucked me and now I can’t stop listening to folk music.

Ginger Fucked by Sarahbeehaven September 18, 2019

U fucked up 

Say ur srry for fucking up nd drinking a lil more than u should have to ur girl

I'm srry I was a FUCKING DUMB ASS

U fucked up

U fucked up by Chuck noooris October 20, 2019

Adjuster fucked 

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.

Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.

Adjuster fucked by Casper70 April 7, 2020

Daddy Fucked My Cat 

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.

Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!

Daddy Fucked My Cat by Yeetthebigtoe June 12, 2020