Fondescent

A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.

Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.

by carnette February 8, 2024

Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region

The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.

by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024

Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region

The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.

by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024

Floundering out

To have a bad reaction to a drug to the point of looking like a fish out of water usually a overdose

Also Another name for a seizure

Don’t do to much or you’ll be floundering out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

fondingling

The act of using another mans hand to maturbate with without his consent.
Works best when he is asleep.

Jacob if you don't shut up, you are gonna have a crusty hand when you wake up from me fondingling you.

by Fondingler April 29, 2024

Flounder

A person who, in conversations or chats, reacts in boring or lazy ways.

"This person I got matched with is a total flounder. When i asked about their hobbies, they replied with 'sleeping'."

by BaconAndBeans May 3, 2024

flunding

when you have just boarded a flight, sat in seat 14B and proceeded to take the headphone jack on your headphones and stick it in your tip hole and listen to music through the tip and enjoy the vibration.

I just saw Charlie flunding in seat 14b!

by gunters May 15, 2024