County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

Ein fair

When something is incredible and awesome it is EIN FAIR.

Can be enhanced with "fucking" in the middle. "Ein fucking fair"

Q: That party was awesome

A: Yeah man, it was EIN FAIR.

by Rob Collier August 28, 2008

jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

Mister Fahrenheit

A nickname you call someone when they are able to withstand heat

James: You are kind of close to that fire, aren't you hot, Jhon?
Jhon: I can stand it
James: Mister Fahrenheit!

by 50%Cat December 2, 2011

swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."

by hopeofmen August 15, 2011

howard-fabretto

A person who is entirely obsessed with females, but pretends to hate them so his friends accept him. And hates the show "My Little Pony" but tells everyone he watches it to seem like a brony.

Girl: "Hey Rohan, do you watch My Little Pony?"
Rohan: "Of course I do, I am a Howard-Fabretto. Go away because you're a girl and I hate you"

by chartrex.bandcamp.com November 4, 2013

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015