when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures
John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al
by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009
Get the facebook stalkinmug. People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.
(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
by M1lesmanifesto February 12, 2012
Get the Facebook Backupmug. When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010
Get the thats a facebookmug. An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
Get the facebook downtimemug. If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.
by AlphaSicarius September 20, 2018
Get the Facebook Seasonmug. A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.
Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!
by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011
Get the Facebook bandmug. by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010
Get the Facebook Knowledgemug.