Evan(redefined)

Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw

Evan(redefined) is a mega munch

by evanisamouse February 12, 2023

Evan Stockman

Just a very sexy man

Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot

by GreenLanternMan August 16, 2021

evan healy

has an rtx 3070

wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy

by gtx haver January 15, 2022

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

evan

is a big cunt and a big gay fag

you are an evan

by hickwomanisacunt February 25, 2019

Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 30, 2020

Evan

A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)

Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan

by Not_An_Evan June 09, 2019