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Ethan

ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it

love u sexy bitch
girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
by mckennaande April 21, 2019
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Ethan burns

The guy who got high off of Diet Coke
That kid is such an Ethan burns
by Look at Adams hair cut April 30, 2019
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Ethan

Either can be a rich snob or a psychotic retard
Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700

Person: Ethan calm down

Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019
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Ethan

Can be one of the most irritating people on the Earth, but you still care for him nonetheless. He is more innocent than he lets on and a really funny. He is a great imitator and kind of has a big mouth. He acts so immature a lot but you can't help looking at him like a younger brother something relevant to that. It is almost impossible to get in a relationship with him, not because you don't want to, but because he doesn't. He rarely likes anyone and most likely get into 4-5 relationships out of the course of his life. He is pretty shy at one moment but the hella cocky another, so beware of his mood changes. He's pretty athletic and LOVES to tease his friends about anything and everything.
Person 1: Why is Ethan so annoying?
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.
by smeldey June 2, 2019
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Ethan’s cock

Girl: Do you know Ethan?

Girl 2: Yeah, Ethan’s cock is massive.
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Ethan A

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.
Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project
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Ethan

Ethan is a mother fucker
by Yeetoesmycheetoes October 14, 2019
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