Eskimo Hourglass

The act of engaging in penetration of the vaginal cavity or anus with a large icicle attempting to achieve completion before the melting of said icicle. It is important to note the desperation of the act.

Man I was fighting for my life attempting to complete the Eskimo Hourglass.

by Ogmudthug January 10, 2026

Burmese Esky

another word for flotsam

recent story of a couple of burmese citizens floating, in the ocean off the coast of Australia,in a Burmese Esky

by Bevan Payne January 21, 2009

getting eskimoed

putting an ice cube in your vagina

Getting eskimoed last night was great but I was freezing.

by queenisabelle July 22, 2014

Sloppy Eskimo

(n.)~ Sexual Move
Your partner begins by sucking you off and you blow a load in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and get up in your face, rubbing your nose with theirs (an Eskimo kiss) they then spit your load all over your face!

"It was going great with Sally last night until she gave me a Sloppy Eskimo."

by ArbiterSeraph June 26, 2016

Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017

Angry eskimo

When you bury your face so hard into your lady’s vagina your nose touches down into
Her asshole.

I vigorously face-fucked her, I gave her an angry Eskimo!

by Brogantac January 1, 2018

dirty eskimo brothers

When you and your bro fucks the same girl in the ass

Bro becouse of maddy we are dirty eskimo brothers

by N8_higgers June 11, 2018