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hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
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Em

A name that can be the shortened form of Emmett, Emma, Emily, Emmaline, Emerson, etc.

The name Em is gender-neutral and a cute nickname or given name for someone.

Em's are usually smart, independent, and wise. If your name is Em, you're probably a bit quiet but good at giving advice. You're the most mature in your friend group, and you haven't had a lot of romantic experience or experience in general, but you're still very educated and intelligent. You're probably a bit narcissistic, but a healthy amount considering you've struggled with self-acceptance. You're probably very talented and have a lot of hobbies, as you struggle socially and have a lot of time to yourself- but you're cool with that.

And just because you haven't been in love yet, doesn't mean you won't ever. Unless you don't want one, or you're aro/ace. But if you've been looking for love, just wait, cause it might be just around the corner.

I wish all Em's (including myself) a lovely day.
Person A: Wow! Have you met Em? They're so cool.
Person B: No, I haven't. Are they now?
Person A: Yeah! I haven't talked to them much, but they gave me great advice on how to get over an ex-lover. I want to get to know them more.
by mhaha July 15, 2021
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Band Ems

Yo they're my Band Ems
by WESTYMAN December 22, 2020
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Cade n em

This term is used to reference one of the greastest high-school basketball team of all time .Cade was the star player on the team and was selected fisrt overall to the detroit pistons in 2021 nba draft .
"2016 chino hillsor 2020 montverde " "thats cade n em"
by lukas1234 June 8, 2024
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shoot em or salute em

Either get rid of the person. Or follow along with them.
You keep complaining about your senator. I say shoot em or salute em.
by Sicilian Cowboy November 4, 2023
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hit em with the white girl voice

Decline or don’t answer someone’s call
Ebonix:Girl...he’s callin
Orphan:Hit em with the white girl voice...
by Orphea/Montea February 8, 2018
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Bucking em

Slang originating in dc means lying
by Gypkese January 6, 2024
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