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Dog on A Raft

Expression used in place of "It is what it is" and "Fuck it." Used when a situation is beyond your control, but is not too severe to be too worried about. Usually followed by the response "Hey, What can you do?"

Variations of the phrase include "Dog on a Fucking Raft" and "Fucking Dog on a Fucking Raft," depending on the severity of the situation.

Abbreviation: DOAR, DOAFR, FDOAFR
Person One: I went to the bars on Saturday night and spent way too much money.

Person Two: Eh, it's a Dog on a Raft.

Person One: You're right, it's a DOAR.
by KI322DOAR April 20, 2009
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Dog Cock Rod

When a man puts his erect penis into a dog's anus, then uses the dog as a cock extension. The most popular dog cock rod is a sausage dog it adds the most length without too much weight. The rough fur also add for extra clitoral stimulation making dem bitches pretty happy.
1. John sure used his dog cock rod to its maximum potential, that bitch look very tired.
2. Wow! My dog cock rod is so good, she loved it.
3. That st bernard was awesome, the extra girth did it for me, oh and the free lubrication (its slavery chops).
by Twiggy222 June 5, 2014
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dog of wisdom

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dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006
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Dog Walk You

Active term for “Dog Walk”

Dog Walk: Kick someone’s ass, give them an ass whoopin

2. When you’re beating someone’s ass so bad it is as if you are dragging them around like a dog
I know you keyed my car Sarah and the next time I see you Imma straight up dog walk you!

Don’t talk shit to the bouncer dude, he’s 6”6 280 he will dog walk you
by AllThat1994 January 21, 2019
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dog food

Heroine, in it's raw form resembles dog food in appearance.
The raw heroine seen in movies.....and your local kingpins house.
by xander9727 January 6, 2005
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dog poop girl

A Korean woman whose dog defecated on a subway train. When asked by passengers to clean up after her dog, the woman refused. When she was given a tissue by a passenger, she used it to clean her dog.

A member of the secret society of the internet took her picture and placed it on several Korean web sites. The woman was soon identified, and her personal information, posted.

News of this woman, now called dog poop girl, spread like wildfire, all the way to the west. This woman even got her own article on wikipedia. Bitch.

Anyway, when basically the whole internet world (as well as some Korean news stations, who broadcasted special stories about her) found out about her, public humiliation drove dog poop girl to drop out of college. Dog poop girl was harassed and forced to endure death threats, among other, unlogged things.

Truly a lesson that, when dealing with social affairs, you should always be wary of the internet police. We will get you. We will find you. We cannot be stopped.
"did you hear about that dog poop girl?"
"lol, yeah. What a bitch. Just clean up the damn poop."

(in Korea)

"(korean) did you hear about that dog poop girl?"
"(also in korean) lol, yeah. What a bitch. Just clean up the damn poop"
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