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Luke Skywalker Disease

A fear of the dark side of the force; or a white girl that is afraid to go out with a black guy.
Nah, man, that girl would never go black, she's got a serious case of Luke Skywalker Disease.
by EarthMaiden August 28, 2012
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Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
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Mad Sow Disease

Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.
I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.
by Guy O March 18, 2011
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mad noob disease

MAD NOOB DISEASE. Beware, mad noob disease is rapidly spreading all over the world! This disease is contracted when your noobular vein is inflamed, and you become a mad butt-hurt noob! You know someone has this disease when they constantly fail at life, have no friends, are named either Larry or Lawrence, or Craig, and are a complete crybaby. If you think someone you know has it, throw them under a bus or a cliff immediately.
"Oh no, I think Larry has Mad Noob Disease
by J and Ace December 17, 2013
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malasia typing disease

Malasia typing disease also known ass MTD is when you make many mistakes when trying yo type on your messager or anything in general😂
Nigga can you re type dat text I can't understand yo damn typeing you got Malasia typing disease
by @blu3.m😌 March 9, 2015
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Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease

The disease that comes over males when they dont grow a pair testicles to flirt with the one woman they like. The male vagina(*see below) quickly gets infected and the disease quickly spreads to the brain giving the mind assets of a "Vagina Decliner."

(*)The male vagina forms when the male who once was thought of to have balls but now is known that he doesnt. Most occurances are diagnosed when a male wont talk to the girl on the heater.

This disease cannot be infected into shemales.
But can be caught by people who are incredibly close to the line of homosexuality.
Lynn: Natalie is on the heater Zach. Go sit by her.
Zach: im trying to pay attention in class douche.
David: come on you pussy go by her.
Zach:No ass hole.
Brett: Man, you must have been infected the Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease"
by David the Native February 13, 2008
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Christian Bale Disease

When an actor forgets how they actually speak and lose all sense of their original accent
"Did you see that interview with Charlie Hunnam? His accent's really weird!"

"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"
by ActorsDiseases May 28, 2017
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