Ding

The poor brother of Bing. Bing sucked door knobs until he got fungus. Poor Ding.

Ding became a lawyer

by ding became a lawyer November 17, 2017

ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up

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Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up. Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it uuuuuuuuuuupp ooooooooohhh

by Naufalicious December 2, 2024

Ding baggle

The act of humping and smacking their ass at the same time

Tom: oh yeah humping never felt better * humps and smacks Tim's ass at the same time*
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!

by Darude-Sandstorm January 10, 2015

Ding ding's

Gas station slot machines. Usually shady back room illegal gambling operations.

Hey, do you want to go to the ding dings's with me? So and so hit the jackpot for $6k @the ding ding's last night.

by ChaChaEriCha April 20, 2020

Ding

“aint no big thing”

“bro it’s really no ding”

by ethan’s mom September 25, 2025

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

ding-dong

penis

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time

by smerra December 8, 2021