David 

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

David by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

David 

Gay

David is gay

David by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David 

Faggot

David is a faggot

David by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David 

Bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️

#getmoggedbyDavid

Person 1 : damn bro, I got mogged by David :(
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me

Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!

David by anonymous January 11, 2024

David 

Lowkey acoustic and restarted

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."

David by successful_wing January 18, 2024

David 

The blackest person in the world. The most skinniest guy ever.

David is the blackest.

David by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024

David 

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

David by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024