Dave’s Creamery

A spot where girls go to get creamed.. especially girls with a name like Rachel

Yo, I gotta go meet Rachel at Dave’s Creamery I’ll met up with y’all later.

by Johnathan Equis January 30, 2019

Dave Redemption Arc Day

The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)

Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass

by Spider-jolter October 1, 2024

Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021

daveed

a derogatory term to express frustration over something

instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"

Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet

by calculators4Life February 25, 2024

Dave

Not real/A delusion

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"

by Lateachehead November 7, 2023

Stripey Dave

A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.

New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?

Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...

by AnonSD November 10, 2010

Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023