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The Pretty Good Depression 

The current economic downturn, which is declining quickly toward a depression. No breadlines yet, like in the *Great* Depression, but still, it is significant - let's say *Pretty Good*
(In the year 2020)

Joe History Teacher: The Pretty Good Depression started in late 2007 as wild speculation in the housing markets fueled by artificially suppressed and lax credit came to a crash, lasting until through 2011. Unemployment didn't reach Great Depression levels but did peak at over 15% in the United States.
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Postmatal Depression 

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
Postmatal Depression by JimDan November 21, 2010

postdepartum depression 

The emotional letdown following a holiday or other big event when all the company leaves and you're left with nothing to look forward to.
"It was a great Christmas, but the postdepartum depression is really setting in now"
postdepartum depression by OD Ron January 1, 2012

Crispy depression 

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead
I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

visual depression 

When you see something so visually unpleasing that you just get depressed.
That meme that Bobby showed me, gave me visual depression.

dan depression 

the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.
I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.

Diet depression 

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed
Yeah I been having diet depression