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Ape Day 

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A celebratory holiday for all things ape-related, specifically for the celebration of apes themselves. (Not to be confused or conflated with Monkey Day)
June 27 is Ape Day!
Ape Day by primieser May 28, 2021
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Personal J-Day 

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It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day
Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"
Personal J-Day by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011
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Ram Ranch Appreciation Day 

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Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is exactly what it sound like, to praise the day Ram Ranch was released, just don't have too much fun with those 18 naked cowboys. Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is April 22nd.
Guy 1: Hey you know what today is?
Guy 2: Uhh, Tuesday.
Guy 1: No, it's Ram Ranch Appreciation Day !
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Slap Griffin Day 

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Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.
"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"
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National Slap an Idiot Day 

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Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November
You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself
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Cofy Sushi Day 

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Cofy Sushi Day is a festivity that celebrates the birth of the idea that Cosmo had on Wednesday, March 22. This day also commemorates the birth of Cofy Sushi. On this day, people below 160cm are allowed to beat the fuck out of tall people. You can only eat sushi and spicy cheesy ramen. Celebrities like Clairo and Cavetown love this day.
X: Hey, wanna go to McDonald's?
Y: No dude, today's Cofy Sushi Day. Let's go eat sushi and smack some folks.
Cofy Sushi Day by cofysushi January 8, 2020
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