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speed date

when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"
by dude January 21, 2004
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Datel

Another Dutch mapper that cant finish them

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like a butterfly flits from unfinished map to unfinished map
by Deadboy November 25, 2003
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date rape face

Look at that guy's face, he totally has date rape face.
by TrancingZombie October 5, 2008
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DaeDae

To jerk off in uncomfortable situations to cause distraction and flee afterwards
M: So what happened?
D: I didn't know what to do so I did the DaeDae
by GitanoDisfrazado February 15, 2019
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Serial Date

Someone who cannot be dateless for a period of time.
Some might date two people in the same night.
Will never date someone twice.
Think of a serial killer, he needs to kill, a serial date, needs to date.
Kenz is a serial date, she has never been single.
by alee-alee January 15, 2009
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Pseudo Date

When two friends of the opposite sex hang out with no romantic intentions.
My friend and I went on a Pseudo Date to the movies
by HJUdall May 21, 2016
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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
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