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NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 23, 2019
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National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day is on May 5th.

This is the day to tell your crush you like them without them judging you!!
Hey Grayson, today is ‘ National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day! ‘ I feel like this is the day to tell you that… I like you ;)
by Gracie is amazing April 24, 2022
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Obsessive love/crush

When someone is in love with someone so much they will do anything for them. Also will tell all their friends and think about them adlest half the day and if their really creepy mabye start stalking them.
Person 1:have you seen person 3 latly?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?
by You_are_fool June 8, 2022
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October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day

"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"
by Yessirbootybandit October 17, 2019
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April 22, Touch Your Crush Day

Hey! Did you know April 22 is touch your crush day. You can touch your crush on April 22, Touch Your Crush Day.
by Malya Shoes April 14, 2019
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Crushationship

You're not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. Basically you act like you're in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.
(In Kelly's head): Danny is so cute!! Aww we would look so cute together!!
Danny: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: OMGOMG ARHAERIHgshroihERK HI DANNY!
Danny: You cute. I'ma talk to Cindy.

Danny: Hey cindy, you hot.
Kelly: WTFFFF WE'RE IN A CRUSHATIONSHIP!! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Danny: *just ignores* So yeah Cindy, Prom 201_?
by In a crushationship October 8, 2011
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Cougar Crush

When an older woman has a crush on a much younger man.
Muriel:
"I've seen Twilight so many times, I think I've developed a Cougar Crush on Robert Pattinson even thought I'm old enough to be his grandmother."

Audrey:
"You're preaching to the Twi-Hard choir."
by chieromancer July 16, 2010
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