cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

crunchy

One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.

"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"

by Matthew Santos December 14, 2008

cruncjewlate

Uhh, pie owns skarface? kthnx ;

I'll cruncjewlate j00r arse, jew!

by piexxpie March 18, 2004

Crunchyferrett

A semi domesticated animal that is known for it's foul oder

<CrunchyFerrett> For the record, I am not edible.

by Frogz November 11, 2008

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009

crunch

death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.

OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009

Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009