Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

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bubblegum covered in dirt

basically means the same thing as dirty mouth

stop speaking like you have bubblegum covered in dirt in your mouth

by creatoro December 27, 2021

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Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 6, 2022

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BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.

Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022

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Jackson Cover

Who’s Jackson Cover you may ask? Well he is the hottest man alive so why don’t you go follow him on Snapchat. @jaxcover14

Micheal B Jordan- I’m the hottest man alive
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy

by Sexciest man alive March 11, 2022

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