cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
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gucci cow

A fat hoe who puts to much makeup on
she is such an ugly Gucci cow
by Haley Henderson March 19, 2016
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bitchy cow

"your moms a bitchy cow"
by pussy destoryor 69 January 16, 2017
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half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????
by globro13016 February 19, 2016
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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime June 04, 2007
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asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.
That asian cow is a speed racer
by Asian swagboi May 13, 2015
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cows tit

Omg you're the cows tit
by Cowstit April 27, 2015
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