asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.
That asian cow is a speed racer
by Asian swagboi May 13, 2015
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half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????
by globro13016 February 19, 2016
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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime June 04, 2007
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cows tit

Omg you're the cows tit
by Cowstit April 27, 2015
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anorexic cow

It is a young girl, who is a total bitch and you can't stand her
Alexa is such an anorexic cow
by Julian Kovacs February 11, 2016
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bitchy cow

"your moms a bitchy cow"
by pussy destoryor 69 January 16, 2017
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Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
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