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Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
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gucci cow

A fat hoe who puts to much makeup on
she is such an ugly Gucci cow
by Haley Henderson July 19, 2016
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cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....
i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!
by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010
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half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????
by globro13016 September 8, 2016
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bitchy cow

by pussy destoryor 69 January 16, 2017
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cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow
"man, I got cow jacked this morning"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008
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