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Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.
Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.
by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-triple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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lip cousins

when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.

addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."
"ashley! i can't believe we made out with the same boy!"
"yeah. we're totally lip cousins."
by tengelke October 21, 2012
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first step-cousin-pibling

1. The child of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepchild of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The child of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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decuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Decuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.
"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."
by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018
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isolated cousin

The cousin who is never able to hangout with his or her other cousins and family members. This can be due to family issues/drama
why don’t we ever see chloe?”
“Oh, shes the isolated cousin
by ilostmysanity March 17, 2023
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