I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

by ZDK December 9, 2008

play country on the clitar

When a girl does the nasty with her 5 fingered friend.

Girl 1 "So coming out this holiday?"
Girl 2 "No sorry I'm gonna play country on the clitar for the whole time."

by JinSmith April 7, 2009

Ford Country Squire

An iconic American station wagon that was characterized by it's large size, comfort, towing power, and signature faux-wood panels meant to emulate Woodies from the 40s and 50s. It was the top-of-the line station wagon built by Ford from 1951 to 1991. It was based on the Fairlane, Galaxie, and LTD line over the course of its history. Country squires are highly collected, especially the classics that were made before the mid-70s. They are fairly hard to find today, despite being a common site in virtually every suburban town in America in the 60s and 70s.

The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.

(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)

The Ford Country Squire is driven by the family in Harry and the Hendersons.

The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.

The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.

by Station Weapon September 12, 2010

country cruise

to drive around with your friends in the country smoking pot

hey you guys, wanna go on a country cruise?

by emily March 24, 2005

Country Mile

When walking the mile it can seem long and uneventful due to there being a lack of landmarks and people along the road to talk to or see. Thus it seems to take forever because it's a stretch of monotonous scenery.

"That boy walked a country mile to see you, he must really like you!"

by LionNessa June 21, 2016

Ann Coulter

The combined mucosal/fecal secretion that usually accompanies a bad case of hemorrhoids. The presence of Ann Coulter is usually preceded by insatiable itching and anal sphincter tissue inflamation. The presence of Ann Coulter should not be confused with the presence of Santorum although both terms could be easily interchangeable in casual conversation.

"Oh shit (literally), my hemorrhoids are so bad right now that I'm feeling that unclean feeling of Ann Coulter. Got any baby wipes on ya?"

by ovalbeach October 20, 2008

Ann coulter

Satan Reincarnate. A waste of life and a worthless bag of bones full of shit up to its eyeballs.

See: Hitler's
Facist
pig
cunt.

"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."
- Ann Coulter

...yeah...she said that....

by jonstewartforpresident November 6, 2008