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CoffeeWanker

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019
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Coffee

"Yo I don't drink coffee, but I'll definitely have some if its poured, by those ebony honies over there! It'll definitely keep me woke & ready all damn night!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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coffee makes me poop

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coffee makes me poop man
by asdhgjasdbgiuashduadhsldgagsdg December 20, 2020
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for-coffee

"for-coffee", is a pefect replacement fot fuck off, just say it quickly and it can be a quite harmless way of telling someone to fuck off. and if you use it wisely it can be very effective. e.g.:
"mum why did you use the last of the milk"?
"FOR-COFFEE"!
by jack senior (take that thornley) September 11, 2005
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brazilian coffee filter

It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.
The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.
by Scholeyjoe December 6, 2013
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dannon coffee yogurt

This Dannon coffee yogurt taste like shit. It is the devils grass and i want nothing to do with it.
by buttholepolice101 May 16, 2014
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Little Coffee Bean

A term of endearment/pet name; similar to “little girl” or “little one”.
“How is my little coffee bean today?”
by bohemianbee February 8, 2021
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