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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.
"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."
by PartisanZ September 9, 2023
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gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling
Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!
by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017
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Clock it

Another way of praising someone, similar to 'slay' or 'good job' but cooler.
Kid: "I just won a fight"
Friend: "Clock it!"

OR

Boy: "Ur built like a bus driver"
Girl: "You're built like the bus"
Friend: "Ooh she clocked your tea!!"
by darealcece September 13, 2025
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Clock Boy

A small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock.
Did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?
by suxwaste April 26, 2013
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Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.
Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic
by Remy Michael May 15, 2020
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