Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022

JJ Classic

A goal in rocket league that is at most shot from a distance of 3 feet from the goal.

Oh boy LJButters just scored a JJ Classic!

by Nate.bm January 25, 2023

Chemistry Class

the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting

you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!

the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.

I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit

by Punchy_207 September 28, 2022

listen in class

Code word for "masturbating". Best used to ask someone who doesn't know what it means to get a funny answer.

Person: do you listen in class?
Unsuspecting victim: why yes, i listen in class everyday, especially to Mr. Herpderp.

by piggyninjas August 3, 2012

Post-modern Classics

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.

Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

high school health class

A room where horny teenagers eagerly look at the reproductive system posters on the walls

High school guy: "Dude, I can't wait to check out those STD slideshows in my high school health class, but only for the girl parts. I'm not gay or anything."

by Faggottyswaggot September 21, 2014

Death by English class

When your English teacher wants you to write three essays and a research paper in one week.

Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."

by Just a female gamer&programmer March 7, 2016