Chinese Fire Drill

When you switch spots with someone.

He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.

by u know me😉 March 3, 2021

chinese bang gloshio

When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.

My parents chinese bang gloshio each other and then they went to the hospital.

by A Very Hard Mexican June 1, 2016

chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014

Chinese Finger Trap

It’s when a guy wraps his uncircumcised penis around a circumcised penis and super glues it on

Brad and Anthony has homosexual sex and Brad wrapped his uncircumcised penis around Anthony’s circumstanced penis then they superglued it. Now Anthony and Brad needed a surgery because of the Chinese finger trap.

by Hardcorestyle December 15, 2019

Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

Chinese Spare Ribs

The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.

You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man

by Germ Servo September 10, 2018

Chinese Finger Cuffs

1.) Sexual position incorporating three participants: a Suckee, a Fucker, and a Sucker-Fuckee (mid section). Chinese Finger Cuffs, most accurately and simplistically explained on Kevin Smith's sleeper cult classic "Chasing Amy" is when a girl who's getting fucked from behind starts sucking off another guy, making like a pair of Chinese Finger Cuffs.

2.) Chinese Finger Cuff (novelty paper/straw like toy often given as prizes in State Fairs across the U.S. and at various mall arcades in the 90's.) a woven straw shaped contraption that is wide enough to get 1 finger in on each end and when you try to get your fingers out by pulling them apart you can't. It's impossible.

1.) Joey Ralph Lauren's fictional character on Chasing Amy was nicknamed "Finger Cuffs" in her yearbook because of the Chinese Finger Cuffs sexual act she was notoriously and openly shamed for being involved in. Deservedly or not.
2.) Person #1 "WTF is spit roasting?" Person #2 It's a sex act same as doing a Chinese Finger Cuff but kind of confuses people because of the "Roasting" like on Comedy Central, and doesn't involve spit, spitting game, talking shit, or bukkake or none of that."

by JordaNINsoco May 21, 2023