Skip to main content

Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020
mugGet the Chinese spit shinemug.

Chinese Dingle Trap

The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.
Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap
by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018
mugGet the Chinese Dingle Trapmug.

Chinese chicken nuggets

When you get sweet and sour chicken, without the sweet and sour sauce... Or vegetables... So just "chinese chicken nuggets" and rice
I went to the chinese restaraunt and got some chinese chicken nuggets
by Jeffreythellama June 18, 2015
mugGet the Chinese chicken nuggetsmug.

Chinese Communist Partism

Only follow CCP's policy, support for Chinese Communist Party.
People's Republic of China is a Chinese Communist Partism country.
WHO is a Chinese Communist Partism organization.
by Liberal Chinese April 22, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Communist Partismmug.

Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.
Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.
by Onigato September 20, 2019
mugGet the Chinese Space Dockmug.

Chinese Finger Cuffs

1.) Sexual position incorporating three participants: a Suckee, a Fucker, and a Sucker-Fuckee (mid section). Chinese Finger Cuffs, most accurately and simplistically explained on Kevin Smith's sleeper cult classic "Chasing Amy" is when a girl who's getting fucked from behind starts sucking off another guy, making like a pair of Chinese Finger Cuffs.

2.) Chinese Finger Cuff (novelty paper/straw like toy often given as prizes in State Fairs across the U.S. and at various mall arcades in the 90's.) a woven straw shaped contraption that is wide enough to get 1 finger in on each end and when you try to get your fingers out by pulling them apart you can't. It's impossible.
1.) Joey Ralph Lauren's fictional character on Chasing Amy was nicknamed "Finger Cuffs" in her yearbook because of the Chinese Finger Cuffs sexual act she was notoriously and openly shamed for being involved in. Deservedly or not.
2.) Person #1 "WTF is spit roasting?" Person #2 It's a sex act same as doing a Chinese Finger Cuff but kind of confuses people because of the "Roasting" like on Comedy Central, and doesn't involve spit, spitting game, talking shit, or bukkake or none of that."
by JordaNINsoco May 21, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Finger Cuffsmug.

chinese bang gloshio

When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.
My parents chinese bang gloshio each other and then they went to the hospital.
by A Very Hard Mexican June 1, 2016
mugGet the chinese bang gloshiomug.

Share this definition