changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”
by ShadyBruns November 05, 2017
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Crew Change

Crew change is the process of switching or replacing members of a crew(seafarers) onboard with other members ashore.
While the seafarers from the ship go off board, new members are sent to replace them and continue effective working.
There hasn't been any crew change since the pandemic.

We've been onshore for long now buddy, we need to request for crew change.
by ZakieMax March 29, 2022
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Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
by Johnny Runescape October 28, 2022
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Wu Yifan change to Wu Yong Meng
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by Minah200 August 15, 2023
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Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.
by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021
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changing tomorrow

So called "heavy" "rock" "band" from Hinesville.
"Oh you mean that shit ass band. Devin suxors both on the guitar and vocals. Sup Mr. Clean. Good Luck anyway."
by Devin March 20, 2005
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025
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