Mixture of chav and indie; Chavs who wear white converse and nu rave t shirts and claim to be indie when they only listen to the following bands: razorlight, the kooks. kaiser chiefs and arctic monkeys.
chavindie: yeh mate innit im indie u get me?
indie: oh yeah do you like radiohead?
chavindie: who iz dat man? me like razorlight and da arctic monkeys innit?
indie: stupid chavindie (slaps round head)
indie: oh yeah do you like radiohead?
chavindie: who iz dat man? me like razorlight and da arctic monkeys innit?
indie: stupid chavindie (slaps round head)
by fastforward February 22, 2008
Get the chavindie mug.Chavs are Degenerates that are the Uk's Equivalent to White Trash, they terrorize towns and only own tracksuit clothing, usually adidas, nike, umbro and Mckenzie. they have most famously destroyed the reputation of the Teenage age group since being the miagority.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
Four Chavs drive off a cliff What do you call it? -
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
by Machinna October 11, 2010
Get the Chavs mug.Chavs are generally fucked up white wankers from the south of england, usually Bedfordshire who think they are hard and black but they arent. They use such shite language as blud, safe, innit, y'ghet me, fuck, bare, and all love 50 cent, ne-yo, black eyed peas, eminem and other such shite, and not the arctic monkeys, razorlight or the zutons like the rest of us self respecting people do. They should be avoided at all costs and should all DIE!!!
CHAV 1: yo blud
Chav 2: ight mate, safe.
Chav 1: you see 50 cent on kiss the other nite bruf, brrrap!
Chav 2: Yeah man, it was wicked, safe, innit.......until sky cut us off cos me mum couldnt afford 2 pay the bill cos us chavs are sad
Chav 2: ight mate, safe.
Chav 1: you see 50 cent on kiss the other nite bruf, brrrap!
Chav 2: Yeah man, it was wicked, safe, innit.......until sky cut us off cos me mum couldnt afford 2 pay the bill cos us chavs are sad
by chav haters from the north August 29, 2006
Get the chavs mug.Chavspeak is one word to describe the language that is spoken by the subhuman Chav race. It is hard to understand especially when spoken fast as in rap music songs, or a show of anger. A visitor to the UK should learn this language for thier own safety.
example of the chavspeak language
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
by Jamesuddin May 13, 2006
Get the chavspeak mug.chavs are people just like you and me but they then found ciggerates and 24-carrot plastic bling from your local market they also think there the hardest thing since diamond and the only place they take there girlfriends for a candle lit dinner is mcdonalds with is more of a cheep lighted dinner that cost 99p male chavs chat up lines consist of your tits are gettin bigger and fuck the johny lets fuck in the bus shelter it gives good protection and female chavs well there just fuck anything that ahs a cock really unles sits a 'gothic' or a 'grunger' if thats the case then there get there man whores to come 'beef ya' which to me personally sounds like there going to take a ride round the dirt track
Ha ur a goffik 'yeh whats your point' you stick needles on ur eyes ' well i obviously dont because my eyes are still in one piece '
by Simon. May 9, 2005
Get the chavs mug.Chava (Eve) is the name of the wife of Adam in the book of Bereshit (Genesis). Her name is spelled "chet, vav, heh" in Hebrew. The root of her name is related to "life" (chet, yud, heh)
"V'haadam yada et chava vatahar vateled et qain vatomer qaniti ish et HaShem." Ber 4:1
"The man knew his wife Eve; she conceived, gave birth to Cain and said 'I have acquired a man from the L-RD". Gen 4:1
"The man knew his wife Eve; she conceived, gave birth to Cain and said 'I have acquired a man from the L-RD". Gen 4:1
by Matrix4Yeshua May 21, 2006
Get the chava mug.A beautiful girl, with long hair! Amazing personality, very social, loving and creative! Chavah is a Hebrew word meaning "living one" "the mother of all living" basically the life of the party, and doesn't go anywhere without high heels. She conquers everything she does.
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