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Captain Rowan

Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
by CaptainCreative September 18, 2013
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captain caca

WHO IS THIS IDIOT AT THE HELM OF THIS SHIP? DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THIS ICE BERG!!, MUST BE A CAPTAIN CACA , A FULL OF SHIT CAPTAIN
by MASTABLASTA3 December 4, 2013
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captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.
Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
by RussianBear December 9, 2013
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Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.
Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.
by DaedricToast February 24, 2014
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Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate
by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014
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captain sabertooth

Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"
-Let's put on some music!
-Yeah! I think Captain Sabertooth just made a new album
by big dick twins October 13, 2014
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Captain Urban

The super hero who represents Urban Dictionary.
A hero has been born.
Save me Captain Urban! I'm being attacked a bunch of angry letters!
`1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\789+adfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.
by collinbu98 January 17, 2015
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