candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

band candy

Sex that band members get from groupies

Man, I totally scored some band candy last night - that chick was hot

by Mad Hamish April 14, 2004

cotton candy

pink nipples, white girl vag, and white women in general. may also refer to how white women's private parts taste like cotton candy

Steve: Yo, you ever hooked up with a white girl?

Eddie: Hell yea, I tasted the cotton candy.

by hoodman aka iron chef March 5, 2009

Candy Wrapper

The act of placing a booger in a tissue and saving it for later consumption.

Alex-Dude, get your finger out of your nose, you digging for gold?
Carl-No, I'm just making some candy wrappers.

by oogyboogysnoogy September 15, 2011

Candy Striped

the act of shooting cum on a persons face so it looks like they have strips across their face.

I candy striped Spittle down on the boulevard.

by Justin Moores October 21, 2005

candy ass

I'm thinkin' it might stem from the fragility of candy, how easily shattered it can be when dropped, or how it can melt in both wet environments and hot.

oh go out and play in the rain, have some fun! and stop being such a candy ass, your not gonna melt; you might even like it!

by k. sebastian December 13, 2007

ass candy

1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.

2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.

3. A really nice bum!

1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'

2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'

3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!

by AliceW January 8, 2009