take it off before I break it off

A threat aimed at someone who is touching you in an uncomfortable or aggravating way.

guy 1: Look, just cuz the hottest girl in school dumped you doesn't mean anything. *puts arm around guy 2*

pissed off guy 2: Take it off before I break it off.

by Keith Hutch. October 9, 2007

breakfast buddy

1. An all inclusive kitchenware set for young children designed to implement healthy eating habits at an early age. The Breakfast Buddy is made of polypropylene plastic and has a distinct odor of fresh spray paint.

2. The joke of section X3 and the bane of team 2's existance.

Come on Robbie, its time for breakfast with your Breakfast Buddy!

Rise and shine, its breakfast time. Bring your buddy!

I hate the Breakfast Buddy.

Some products can be a convenience combo. For example: The Breakfast Buddy.

by Ketts February 10, 2008

Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011

Breaking it out to early

A personal habit, physical ability, quirkiness or bit of personal information that may be accepted even endearing if you know someone well. But can be creepy, revolting or tasteless when you just met them.

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Double-jointed man Stephen Rothkowitz's first date with Lois Hiller, 30, was irrevocably derailed when the 29-year-old process server prematurely demonstrated his ability to bend his thumb all the way back to his wrist, witnesses reported Tuesday. "There seemed to be a lull in their conversation, and then he just started yanking his thumb around," said patron David Cantrall, who was seated adjacent to Rothkowitz's table at the D&R; Steakhouse. "He didn't even preface it with something like, 'Hey, guess what I can do?'" Rothkowitz was reportedly unable to salvage the evening by shooting milk out of his eye. He was breaking it out to early.
* The Onion

by viachicago October 27, 2011

Rice Break

When one has an activity pertaining to rice, one must take a rice break to complete said task. Similar to salt break.

Eating a plethora of rice as to not suffer from hunger withdrawal, throwing rice at somebody's wedding that you just wandered over to, and then eating the rice you threw at the wedding all require rice breaks.

Asia has many rice breaks.

by Noah Anderson January 1, 2007

Benidorm Breakfast

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism

Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.

Jo: Whats the hurry?

Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast

by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007

Winter Break

A time so joyful and relaxed that you don't have to change your socks for 2 days at a time

I slept for 14 hours straight during Winter Break!

by FryTimE January 3, 2015