Skip to main content

black blonde

Typically a black girl raised in the suburbs but knows nothing about the hood or hood niggas in general. She takes on all traits & favorite aspects of her white counterparts including: Starbucks, Giving head, Watching "Friends", and listening to "Flo'rida, Can't hold an argument or make a valid point without sounding like a "Valley Girl". Like's black guys but usually only the Nerdy ones. Loves White guys that talk,dress and act hood but won't actually give a black guy from the inner city a chance.
Bro why you stop fucking with ol girl? Man she's a black blonde bro! I thought she was smart until she opened her mouth and started talking and acting like "Stacy Dash"
mugGet the black blonde mug.

Blonde Mafia

A group of three girls who like to get in over their head.
I'm not scared. I don't need 3 people backing me up.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
mugGet the Blonde Mafia mug.
Related Words

blonde blackie

A black haired person who acts blonde.
by hbic123 January 23, 2010
mugGet the blonde blackie mug.

gay baloney

A homosexual penis, suitable for fucking or getting sucked.
Straight guys envy gay baloney because its bigger than hetero weenies.
by partymonster789 August 22, 2009
mugGet the gay baloney mug.

Blonde

"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde <3
by Ari April 17, 2005
mugGet the Blonde mug.

Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White

Bimbo, Blonde, Dumb, Unable to hear people on the phone.
The above are all words describing Bryonie White. She has many famous quotes such as those below.
Examples of "Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White"
E.g.1
Person 1 - "Hello"
Bryonie - " Maybe "
E.g.2
Person 1 - "Hello, can you hear me"
Bryonie - "What was that"
E.g.3
Person 1 - "I'll rape you"
Bryonie - "I heard about that on the news"
E.g.4
Person 1 - "He's writing about you on UrbanDictionary"
Bryonie - "He's reading me the dictionary?"
E.g.5
Person 1 - "Hey I can come to your place whatever time u like tomorrow. What time suits you"
Bryonie - "What time can you come over?"
Person 1 *in the process of dying of laughter* - "Anytime"
Bryonie - "Ok, so maybe don't bother then?"
by Dmaster0001 June 21, 2010
mugGet the Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White mug.

blondes

People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.
Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!

*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*
by BlondesRBimobs. January 3, 2010
mugGet the blondes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email