A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
by GAGGOT January 17, 2010
Get the bachelor band-aid mug.1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
by blckexec January 24, 2015
Get the putting bandaids on bullet wounds mug.Related Words
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a band of gay ass male "musicians" that use live autotune or lip sync their songs and don't play insturments.
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
by bofaLmao June 10, 2019
Get the boy band mug.Big Band ( aka Ben Birdland ) is a character from a game called Skullgirls. It's a DLC character with a quite big complexity and a interresting story.
Origin:
Ben Birdland was just a cop in new meridian trying to serve justice and make the city safe. The sad truth was that all the cops were corrupted and were working for Medici Mafia, the mafia that controls the whole city and are also some jerks. Only him and his trustful friend, Irwin, were the good cops here. Once he met some medici goons and started fighting them, then the cops came but, instead of helping Ben they just fleed the medici goons and beat Ben, leaving him heavily wounded and near his death. The good thing was that his friend, Irwin found him and called a doc to help him. Ben wakes up in a lab where he meets Dr. Avian. Dr. Avian is a scientist working for Lab 8, the lab where Ben has been brough to, and told Ben that he managed to set him in an iron lung. And so he became BIG BAND
Appearance and Characteristics:
Big Band is 7'7" tall with a weight of 5000 lbs ( which only 95 lbs are organic )
His fighting style is composed of multiple jazz instruments like trumpets, tubas, clarinets, basically all classic instruments (that's basically the reason he's also called "One Man Band" )
Origin:
Ben Birdland was just a cop in new meridian trying to serve justice and make the city safe. The sad truth was that all the cops were corrupted and were working for Medici Mafia, the mafia that controls the whole city and are also some jerks. Only him and his trustful friend, Irwin, were the good cops here. Once he met some medici goons and started fighting them, then the cops came but, instead of helping Ben they just fleed the medici goons and beat Ben, leaving him heavily wounded and near his death. The good thing was that his friend, Irwin found him and called a doc to help him. Ben wakes up in a lab where he meets Dr. Avian. Dr. Avian is a scientist working for Lab 8, the lab where Ben has been brough to, and told Ben that he managed to set him in an iron lung. And so he became BIG BAND
Appearance and Characteristics:
Big Band is 7'7" tall with a weight of 5000 lbs ( which only 95 lbs are organic )
His fighting style is composed of multiple jazz instruments like trumpets, tubas, clarinets, basically all classic instruments (that's basically the reason he's also called "One Man Band" )
Some of Big Band's quotes:
Introduction:
"One truth prevails"
"You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam"
"When the word of law falls, pick it up and hold it higher"
"I'm all there is of the most real"
etc.
Win:
"We have come to terms; see you, space cowboy"
"Even the sky ain't the limit"
"I gotta go see a man about a dog!"
"I have to go now. My planet needs me"
"The world is full of obvious things"
etc.
Lose:
"Salt...peanuts"
"I'm too old for this"
"Not a bad note..."
"Nothing but stolen moments" (time out)
"Retire to what?!" (time out)
Introduction:
"One truth prevails"
"You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam"
"When the word of law falls, pick it up and hold it higher"
"I'm all there is of the most real"
etc.
Win:
"We have come to terms; see you, space cowboy"
"Even the sky ain't the limit"
"I gotta go see a man about a dog!"
"I have to go now. My planet needs me"
"The world is full of obvious things"
etc.
Lose:
"Salt...peanuts"
"I'm too old for this"
"Not a bad note..."
"Nothing but stolen moments" (time out)
"Retire to what?!" (time out)
by Aiden123 March 20, 2020
Get the Big Band mug.Brandon Smith (guitar) and Kevin Lee Burns (vocals) were the founding duo of Jeta, in Ontario, California, in 2000. Delineating their creative direction by blending electronic compounds with alternative pop/rock marks, the two-person team expanded into a six-piece lineup with the additions of Jeremy Kinnick (vocals, keyboards), Oscar Gutierrez (drums), Bryan Lareau (guitar), and Scott Usher (bass). Revealing strong influences coming from groups such as Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, and other major '80s bands, the California crew started gathering a considerable fan base, mostly due to their ingenious live performances. Following numerous live shows solidifying their major following not only in the U.S. but also in Canada, the band eventually delivered two discs, Jeta Jam and Jeta Internal, in 2001.
by Jeta fan December 21, 2010
Get the JETA the band mug.The resulting affect of a recently shaved vagina, that causes one to question the age of aforementioned vagina.
by DJ Danga May 19, 2011
Get the A Fresh Baldy mug.Using a woman's shaved pubic mound to launch ice cubes in the air that have been ejected from your ass at a high rate of speed; traveling down the belly,across the navel and over Mt.Baldy.
Points are given for style, sounds effects and hang time.
Some of the more adventurous players have been know to receive points by catching cubes in there mouth before the ice hits the floor.
Points are given for style, sounds effects and hang time.
Some of the more adventurous players have been know to receive points by catching cubes in there mouth before the ice hits the floor.
For example: after a really sweltering day in New York City, my cousin Vic say's he's gonna go relax by Skiing Mt.Baldy.
Or: Damn your breath be stankin' dude - you been catching cubes on Mt. Baldy again?
Or: Damn your breath be stankin' dude - you been catching cubes on Mt. Baldy again?
by TenderTim February 27, 2012
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