Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place

Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!

by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016

back burner guy

The guy you strung along in case you break up with your first choice

Jen always has John as her back burner guy in case she breaks up with David. back burner girl guy on the side fuckbuddy

by Alice326 June 3, 2016

back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight

- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.

by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017

back-whacker

A person in tight public spaces that seemingly has forgotten they have a back-pack on and whack everybody else with it.

Explaining why your coffee is all over you rather than inside you:
"I got caught by a back-whacker on the bus"

by ...JK February 1, 2017

back from mars

"Getting back" or coming back from being really high.

Welll Jason's finally coming back from mars!

by annabrooke February 8, 2017

Back-sperm

Back-sperm is the last place finisher of the sperm race.

Fucking hell, if you're the winner, I dread to think what your back-sperm is like!

by Joshdex March 19, 2017

Back flip

Pulling the front wheels of a vehicle up when launching in a drag race

Did you see that car at the track back flip last night?

by foxtrot795 April 5, 2017