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Wrapped up like burritoes

When a person/people are covered up almost to their necks in bed...
Hey it's not that cold out -- why are we sleeping here, wrapped up like burritoes?
by Needa Life February 8, 2009
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The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.
by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008
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buritodick

Something you say to a guy who has gonorrhea because their penis stings like it has been exposed to a hot and spicy burito. Can also be said to a mexican.
Justin: Yo my dick stings!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!
by Grorge Shrinks August 4, 2006
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Burritocat

Burritocat is the personification of all the universe.
We are all part of the greater cosmic entity, Burritocat.
by A Devout Servant January 27, 2010
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burritza

A word used by close friends in response to an initial greeting
of Yogen. Its the natural continuation of the word Yogen meaning that you
are well and are happy to share this moment with your friend. Its courtesy
at this point to return the greeting. If the greeting is started 'yogen
burittza' it still implies your response but means they are already
overwheled to speak to you and are very well - this would normally happen on
a night where alcohol is to be consumed amongst the involved conversationists.
Friend 1: 'Yogen Burritza'
Friend 2 (in response): 'Burritza Yogen'
by Nathan 'Big Boy' Rourke February 4, 2004
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glory hole burritos

Glory Hole Burritos is an idea that two friends came across on a summer night in Lowell, Massachusetts. This idea spurred a quest to explore a Glory Hole Burrito franchise in which burritos would be served through holes drilled into a wall in the greater Lowell area. There would be no entrance, exit, bathrooms, or cash registers. Only delicious burritos served to order through glory holes. This plan to serve burritos through glory holes would only serve to improve the downtown area as a low cost, but high revenue yielding local business. Such locations as Appleton St. are currently being considered as prime spots for Glory Hole Burritos.
by those2guysfromlowell July 23, 2010
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Los Nachos Burritos

Used when talkin about a girl who turns you on. When being said, it is required that you gently rub your nipples in a circular manner with a horny grin on your face.
Arian: Dude i really like Janine.
Luke: Oooh, Los Nachos Burritos!!
by Timaay Oran November 10, 2007
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