A Blue Carrot

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.

Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.

by abluecarrot May 20, 2010

Blue Jayin

Just another term for kickin it, relaxin, chillin, or whatever.

Bob: Sup man, how u doin today?

Tim: Shit, just Blue Jayin it today potna.

by B Brian Blair March 30, 2008

Blue Doom

Vodka mixed with a blue colored juice, mainly the blue Hawaiian Punch.

Guy: "What you drinkin bro?"
Guy2: "BLUE DOOM!"

by oReVelatioNo March 17, 2009

Blue Excitement

The low one gets when overly excited about something that never happens

"I was so excited about the party at the end of the month that when it got cancelled I had a killer case of blue excitement."

by A.M.B. October 19, 2008

blue g

Any one who sits right behind you when you're driving the limit but they think they make the road rules.

Person 1: I wish this car would back off and stop sitting up my arse

Person 2: they are so blue g!

by fabiensquiggle September 8, 2014

Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013

blue rice

Avatar Shit mixed together with Smurfs

Blue Rice doesn't need an example

by Terriflying May 4, 2015