bloody butthole

when someone's ass gets bloody off anything.. usually from a PENIS but can also occur when riding a horse too much

MATT LU: i was riding this horse once and i got a bloody butthole

by james January 10, 2005

BLOOD FLAPS

Flaps, usually large, of the pussy that hold in the bloody mess that peaks it's evil self once a month.

Josh: "MY GOD!! When I pulled Betty's blood flaps aside about a quart of blood spilled out of her!!

Josh's Mom: GROSS!!

by tony sanchez January 22, 2007

bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.

My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up

by coborder April 7, 2008

Most Precious Blood

Another brooklyn based hardcore band that was formally known as "Indecision" is another popular hardcore band along with hatebreed

by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003

Orphan's blood

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.

Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.

by Truculent sloth July 9, 2014

Bloomington

A city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils.

Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.

Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.

Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.

Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.

Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus.

Resident 2: Dude, totally.

Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.

by Ark_gamer May 9, 2006

Bloody Malone

The Bloody Malone is to have sex with a woman in such a position that her legs are over your head and there is a pillow underneath her ass, Much like the conventional missionary although you must penetrate so hard and fast that she bleeds vaginally.

Guy 1: Man, I had some awesome sex last night
Guy 2: Yeah? tell me about it
Guy 1: Awh I gave it to her so hard I gave her a Bloody Malone

by Bullet Rico June 22, 2010