baked

Baked...The after affect of smoking a fat blunt!!

Shit I'm fucken ~Baked~ !!

by DopieDea April 21, 2006

52nd Base

Having sex with fire

(Doing fire up the ass gets you bonus points)

Mr. Pill: I'm never going to 52nd base again

Mr. Tool: Why?

Mr. Pill: It burns

by Pyrokryptonite March 17, 2009

Baseball dick

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball

OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

by gяassfaiгy_вoi November 2, 2017

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Baked Ziti

A delicious pasta dish involving ziti macaronni, tomato sauce, crushed meatballs, mozzarella cheese, herbs, and spices.
Ziti does not necessarily have to be baked, but tastes better when it is.

Since I'm Italian, every Sunday I have pasta and Chicken Cutlets. My favorite pasta dish is baked ziti.

by sexy white boy August 28, 2005

Base-Up

When two bros are stationed at separate military bases, but are attempting to get stationed together.

Dude, when we base-up we'll get into all sorts of shit together.

I'm telling you, we're gonna rip it up as a wingman duo.

by D audi March 12, 2012