appleing

The act of masturbation.

"so I was appleing today when..."

by Ally Outbreak January 4, 2009

johnny apple weed

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.

"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"

by ill spills October 13, 2007

Apple User

Someone who has no desire to be better than they are, or use their things and opportunities to the fullest potential.

When presented with any kind of new idea, they STUBBORNLY and IGNORANTLY turn up their noses without any legitimate consideration. Highly Liberal, they have no mind of their own and prefer everything in their lives to be simple and work-free. They prefer a dumbed- down user interface for their devices and hate anything else that allows the user to exceed the standards. They have no sense of the value of money, since they believe in Socialism, Welfare for Illegal Immigrants and others laboring for their money, so they are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a phone that has no audio jack when $140 will buy them an Android phone with limitless capabilities, file management, and open system file transfer. They have no desire to better themselves or the world around them. They hate Android phones because they're "ugly" or other such irrelevant reasons without ever having owned one.(For the record, I HAVE owned both)They think of Android devices as if they are for "hackers"

.When it comes to their taste in computers, anything that exceeds the expectations of the Modern Brainless Millennial like Windows, or Linux is for "Hackers" is "too hard to use". They have no experience with File management, Word processing, Wired sharing, Customization, Touch Typing and other basic things that anyone in the 21st century should know, let alone scripting, coding, or basic coding logic. The Apple User lives on social media.They consider any form of basic scripting, "hacking", but are to ignorant to learn otherwise. They are simply followers without the ability to think for themselves.Don't be an Apple User.Think for yourself.Be willing to TRY SOMETHING NEW. THINK "CAN"

1: Did you hear about Anica?
2: Yeah, she bought an Android phone just for Netflix and nothing else!!!
1: Yeah!?! Doesn't she know it can do SO much more????
2: I know right!!! I tried to show her how to use the file management application, and she told me "she didn't want me 'hacking' her phone"!!!!
1: Wow, LOL does she realize how stupid that is?????
2: No, because she has no desire to learn anything of the sort, and Netflix doesn't teach her that.
1: Yeah, she is SUCH an Apple User
2: OMG i know right.. Such a waste of a phone....

by ANDROID POWER!!! August 17, 2018

Apple Bottom

A Gangsta term used for "A nice ass". Also could be referred to as a type of Female Jeans designer.

Mark: Yo lemme take that apple bottom back to my crib

Taylor: Alright, but ya gotta promise that u gonna put it on me

by CavZzZ April 15, 2006

backwards apple

Some people (who think they're deck) prefer pronouncing it "the ol' Backerds apple." However these people are also more likely to become overzealous whilst performing said backerds apple, and break something.

What they break, i'd rather not say. Let's just say it's expensive, and can only bend in so many ways.

"Dude, I tried the ol' backerds apple last week, and i still can't turn my head coutnerclockwise."

by Crunk Floutist February 12, 2005

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010

apple juice

1.A highly concentrated fluid made up mostly of apples and water.
2. The official drink of the Converse Cult.
3. A saying that is used in great happiness or angst. (What, Karyn?????)

1. I am drinking some apple juice.

2. Apple juice. Nuff said.

3. Apple JUICE!!!!!!

by BridgeIt September 6, 2005