Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

by Legumo August 26, 2021

AP

Audemars Piquet. The watch brand from switzerland.

I'm buying a new AP today!!

by NVKE May 13, 2018

Ap

Indonesian term for shortening Apa ("What" in Bahasa).

Andrius : "Wey tod"
Boreas : "Ap"

by BaldyNigga April 1, 2021

cube-ape

A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.

John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.

by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008

AP The GK

One of the greatest GKs…

Hails from Coho, MA
Leads every chart in saves, save percentage, clean sheets, and red cards

Yo, did you see the highlights from the match AP The GK played in?

by urban-awesome-urban September 5, 2023

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019

Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024