An Andy can be described as one who is short, small, rather rounded and usually sees a receding hairline in the early years of its life. An Andy usually has a lack of responsibility and motivation when it comes to the valuable things in life however, has a passion for gluttony through the medium of Valorant, Fortnite and Salt and Vinegar Squares.
Strengths of an Andy:
Dropping game on immigrants
Playing Valorant
Throwing up (in a projectile fashion)
Weaknesses of an Andy:
Balding
School
Hard work
Grass
Maintaining a healthy sleep schedule
Sudden mood changes
Strengths of an Andy:
Dropping game on immigrants
Playing Valorant
Throwing up (in a projectile fashion)
Weaknesses of an Andy:
Balding
School
Hard work
Grass
Maintaining a healthy sleep schedule
Sudden mood changes
by Professional Andy Watcher February 20, 2024

by WhoDoYouThink?ItsMeDuh November 29, 2017

The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.
by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022

One of the greatest friends you’ll ever meet. A person full of sarcasm and while he doesn’t feel like it, he always knows just what to say. Andy’s can be more on the shy side at first and are very intelligent and have very quick problem solving skills. Once you have an Andy you should never let them go unless you feel you are making things worse for him. More Andy’s are needed in this world. Always be there for an Andy; their lives are hard but we need Andy to stay strong.
Drew: Where is that shy kid who knows about everything in the world and knows how to make funny and ironic jokes?
Andy: Uh, yeah?
Drew: Come over here.
Andy: *jokingly yells* Communism! *runs away*
Andy: Uh, yeah?
Drew: Come over here.
Andy: *jokingly yells* Communism! *runs away*
by On dra January 1, 2019

An individual who babysits blumpkinators does not get paid for it and will always be dead by 35 from a heart aneurysm
by NightFalkon August 6, 2022

A Cocksman Yeti, also known as "The Lumberton Dick Slinger" has a massively huge cock. He fucks women until they bleed or there cervix gets rerouted and pounded. The legend of this Yeti can be heard all through southeast Texas and the Cocksman Yeti packs major penile force and is a true vaginal wrecking machine. Women beware of the Druth!
Andy Stager
by Hoper Ogletree May 23, 2023

by Urban dictionary guy person February 15, 2020
