Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
by corty boy September 2, 2019
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ANYA All3N i hit you up all the time and you leave me on read sometimes and it leaves me thinking i'm not good enough but when i get a snap from you it always makes me feel better and i reply as fast as i can most of the time i widh i had the courage to tell you to your face but i don't.
by rxn+1+2 <3 anya allen October 9, 2019
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